Showing posts with label bilge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bilge. Show all posts

15 November 2014

Listening to WXPN 88.5's '885 best and 88 worst songs ever' countdown

24-25 October 2014

I delayed all work to prepare for this radio event, of which the 'worst songs' part was simply hysterical.  'XPN's program director Dan Reed deserves much credit, firstly for being an excellent DJ, providing information, context, and witty banter (as well as interviews with artistes and persona guests), and secondly for actually enduring all seven hours of the worst songs ever.

One thing I had to do was to move the speakers out to the cockpit to continue work on the hull.  On our Raider 33 Antigone we had cockpit speakers which my brother Steve made for his old Fiat, which had come with none.  They were nifty little white-overlay-plywood boxes with aluminum grilles and Sparkomatic 6x9s in them.  I came up with the idea (which I don't remember if we actually did) of mounting a Herreshoff-style cleat on the top of each one, to serve as a handle and a place to wrap the cord.  We just took these out and stood them on the cockpit seats whenever we wanted them.

For Diana I'm doing the same thing, likely with these nice little speakers which come from a 1980s Sony component portable stereo (which is currently in the boat).  I have already run the speaker cables back to the lazarrette but have yet to decide if I want to install connection points in the side of the little Dorade box or just to leave them below.  I hate how I screwed this little box to its mounting cleats; I should have used the cleat-on-cleat method that CY's Ziggy uses all the time as it hides the fasteners (provided there is interior access).  I will most probably plug these holes and add the cleats inside to do it that way... after the cover goes on and I remove the box for varnishing inside.

The Sea Dog low-profile vents are meant for the Dorade boxes on the cabintop.  The ones back here should be the taller traditional kind but as yet I have only ordered the low ones from Defender.

The one shown installed (and not totally pushed-in) is the one that vents through the Dorade box  and through a hose to the foot of the quarter berth.  It works great.  The other one leads directly through a hose to the bilge, where I have yet to fit a bilge blower for the gasoline vapors.  It is plugged here because, as Diana is not now swinging to weather on a mooring, I can't keep the cowl trimmed as an exhaust vent.

The patched hole in the cockpit was where I installed the Whale manual bilge pump, one of the first things I did when I got this boat as the cabin windows leaked like a sieve.  I decided to relocate it to the inside of the coaming, both because it's easier to operate while steering and because it'll free up access through this cockpit-seat locker.

WXPN is at xpn.org

The 'XPN radio event was really a lot of fun and I helped clog up Twitter with many comments.  As a result of the event's effect on listeners, '@885countdown' was the number-4 most-Tweeted event in the US on 24 October, easily number-1 in the Philadelphia region, and the station's own website crashed due to too much traffic.  Truly an event for the ages!

BTW: the number-one favorite song, as it had been at the last countdown in 2004, was Springsteen's 'Thunder Road'.  The worst one, on this, the first-ever worst-songs countdown, was Starship's 'We Built This City' (I am not making this up!).  And here I had thought 'Billy, Don't Be A Hero' was a shoo-in.

- JC2


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08 September 2013

Interior developments, 2013

I have not been on this site for some time!  Here are some photos of recent progress as this boat really is coming back together.
 

Anchor-rode lockers

I have long had the idea for relocating anchor rodes farther aft in the hull.  One of the biggest detriments to performance, especially in small boats, is in carrying heavy ground tackle at the pointy end of the boat.  Of course this is where it must be deployed, and from where it must pull; but nothing but some shortsighted concept of 'convenience' says it has to be stored there.  Ancient ships brought their anchor rodes aft to the foremast or even abaft it; but this was only because the ship was sufficiently wide there to allow for a human-powered vertical capstan.  When I designed Starchase (an 84-ft lug-rigged schooner) in 1981-82, I envisioned a whole full-width compartment aft of the foremast in which sails were stowed and through which the anchor rodes were dropped to a deep well under the sole, right in front of the ballast.  This is where such weight should be; but of course it entails the leading of chain aft along the deck, which can be a tripping hazard and much else. 
 
For Diana I had already given over the idea of using the V-berth for a two-person sleeping area.  Its foot is too cramped and the whole space is too hot.  And I had already committed the after outboard corners to plumbing and such for the toilet and holding tank.  Against the forward bulkhead is the toolbox locker (with microwave above, since it's the only place a microwave can fit) to one side and a hanging locker (the only one in the boat) to the other.  So I decided to extend these lockers forward and to make room for the anchor rodes as well. 
   
My first idea was to use common plastic trash cans for the rode bins.  They're cheap (and replaceable) and, if fitted with a plain nylon through-hull, can drain into the bilge or elsewhere.  I bought two trash cans; but after cutting out the V-berth hull shelf I realized they were just not going to fit.  So I concluded the sensible plan was to use the trash cans as trash cans somewhere else and to just drop the rodes into the spaces as they were. 
 
The two bulkheads are show here, each side, before the fitting of the longitudinal bulkhead that will finish them off.  Each side will be fitted with an access plate; but the bulkheads will be removable as well. 
 
This 'glass did not kick off immediately.  I suspect bad MEKP, or just an improperly light quantity of it, as my MEKP dispenser's pickup tube snapped off in the bottle while mixing.  (This happens with MEKP dispensing bottles when they get old.  No matter what it looks like, replace it at least every three to five years.)  These surfaces will be painted in gelcoat later; but for now this is what the work looks like. 

1. Port side 

  
The white stuff is 5200, with which I seal all edges of plywood before 'glassing them to the hull.  Water intrusion along the edges of plywood where they are 'glassed to the hull is the number-one killer of plywood bulkheads-- especially where chainplates are mounted. 
 
(If you think it's sealed against water, think again.  It's a boat.  Water gets everywhere. 

2. Starboard side  

  
Here is the toolbox locker, complete with fiddles to hold the all-plastic (no metal anywhere) Rubbermaid toolbox.  Ahead is the old rode locker, above which the rode deck pipe is removed.  Though I fitted a proper drain pipe in the pointy space, to lead dribbles aft to the through-hull sump, this will be dry.  Some light comes in through the 'eye' windows, where the old hull-mounted running lights were.  (More on that later.) 
 
The battery box fitted with a PVC tube and rolls of wire is my Wire-O-Matic (shop-use wire dispenser, typically made from a box or barrel).  It even has a proper lid (the lid from the battery box)! 
  
The hull-side shelf is cut out for where the plastic trash can was; but now it broadens the space so there is less chance of the rode becoming caught under its edge when running out by deploying an anchor.  
  
  

 Main cabin (aka 'saloon')

During one of the hottest weeks of July I came out to the boat each day at 6.30 AM before leaving at 8.30 for my contract job 50 miles east.  I managed to use up a whole quart of Easypoxy on the bulkheads, which has been a great relief because it's made the boat look closer to done.  
   
  
Nearly all of the brightwork was removed before painting.  The very intricate and delicate doorjamb seemed stuck to the bulkhead with varnish and I would not risk prying it off; so I masked it.  Along the baseboard to port some residual tape can be seen.  The baseboards are actually structural-- they help hold the sole joists down against the hull. 
  
The thermometer and hydrometer are from a cheap 'weather station' I found in the trash.  I dismantled the instruments, cleaned them and painted the shells in matte black.  They work great.  Above them, on the same centers, will go the clock and barometer.  Below them is a bulkhead-mounted compass (mounted in the bulkhead! --imagine).  I consider it vital to have a decent compass visible below, with which one can check courses and at-anchor bearings.  Below below this, above the drop-leaf table, goes a clinometer.
  
The second blue plastic outlet box is for a 12VDC outlet and USB-based chargers.  The stereo goes between the empty box and the (now absent) table.
  
The four-foot-long fluorescent shop light is, of course, temporary. 
  
  
In this view the saloon is being used as a varnish shop.  The large piece on top of the workbench is the top of the 'duffel-bag lockers' outboard of the toilet in the head.  The other plywood piece is the top of the galley bins.  The rest are just various bits of mahogany that go all over this compartment and in the head. 
  
Plugs have been added to the vertical grab posts (at last!).  Typically I varnish the main piece a few times before adding plugs so that the plugs receive a few coats less and so show as a lighter color.  This is just an aesthetic I happen to prefer; and I have always done it this way.  
  
The galley counter is still covered in cardboard.  I have decided to add ceramic tiles to that 3-inch-high bulkhead above the settee. 
  
The small red toolbox is the 'jewelry box', in which I keep all the cool rigging stuff (my favorite parts). 
  
Here too can be seen the side of the speaker box, at the forward edge of the hull shelf, and where I 'glassed the small athwartships bulkhead of it to the hull.  The white-pine stick, old iron C-clamp, and red-handled squeeze clamp (almost hidden from view) are currently holding this shelf up into position.  Like the ones in the V-berth these two did not match each other, sideto side; and this one sagged while the one to port tilted up.  The stick is forcing it up till the 'glass cures.  Hopefully this will remedy some of the problem; but the little mahogany block under the forward end of the shelf (partially painted white, because its proper replacement is undergoing varnishing) will assist in this.
  

Other stuff

Here is a pic I took, on my back, up at the new foredeck hatch with the old hatch, which fit only the original trapezoidal molded-fiberglass opening, on top.  Still waiting on white Sikaflex 295-UV to complete the new one.
  
The terminal blocks are junctions for the spar wiring.  These get screwed to the teak crossmember (now painted white) and enclosed in a cute little mahogany box with sliding door, currently undergoing varnishing.  
   
   
At the other end of the boat, I 'glassed a short bulkhead across the back end of the fuel-tank shelf, tucking it in just ahead of the fiberglass rudder-post tube.  The problem with all skegless rudders is that they are liable to catch something nasty, such as when shooting some dodgy inlet.  In this eventuality, there are two possible outcomes: one, the rudder will break off below the stainless-steel shaft (preferable) or, two, the rudder, tube and all will tear backwards and out of the boat (not good).  If this were to happen, there is little anyone could do to save the boat-- unless that water were able to be confined to a watertight compartment.  ALL rudder tubes should be isolated from the rest of the boat, so that intruding water cannot invade the rest of the hull and overwhelm the bilge pumps.  (We all did learn something from the Titanic; right?)  
  
 
This bulkhead is not high; and it will be fitted with a drain tube as well-- but in the event of a leak at a stricken rudder tube, the drain can be plugged and this compartment will contain much of the water before it is overwhelmed.  This may be enough time to shift weight forward, get something over or into the torn hole(s), or fix or reroute a pump to handle the inundation.  In any case it's far better a solution than that on most other boats-- which is to say it's better than nothing at all. 
 
The little block is just holding the bulkhead in place and gets removed.  In fact I painted this recently and probably should have taken a newer photo.
 
The little step in the foreground was added for climbing down into this locker through the cockpit-seat hatch, which I have done about 350 times since I have owned this boat.  I got tired of leaning over and lying upon the edge of a 3/8" piece of plywood.  Above this is the top of the under-cockpit locker, forward of the fuel tank, which is accessible through the quarter berth and, as of this writing, is now isolated from the rest of the under-cockpit space and its attendant gasoline fumes. 
  
 
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31 January 2013

The crucial duty of the compression post.

A Hunter owner asked me about rebuilding his compression post; and my comments on the Hunter Owners Web in response are probably worth something; so here they are--

http://forums.hunter.sailboatowners.com/showthread.php?p=996161#post996161

And here are some pics that go with it--


This is what Hunter gave H30 owners-- it is NOT a compression post.  This is the view looking through the bilge.  Apparently this corroded object purports to support a piece of mahogany, which supports a piece of aluminum, which supports the plywood sole, which supports a teak block of some kind-- and all of it transmitting the load to precisely the wrong place-- the top of the keel.


Here is my post; and below is how it is supported.




The pic below shows Diana's bilges before I installed the sole (half of it is in place to starboard). Thejoists are all 5/4 mahogany, cut and fit to the hull and bonded with 5200; the post stands on a doubled one abaft the main bulkhead. Note that none of them are in contact with the actual bottom of the hull. The goal was to spread each one's load to as much surface area as possible. Note the limber holes and bilgewater spaces, access for keel bolts, and the central joist having cleats to accommodate the leg of the drop-leafed table (looks like a tripled joist). The part on top of the can that looks like 2/3 of a joist goes in the head compartment.

The electric bilge pump goes in the space farthest aft in this view.  The manual pump's pickup goes in the farthest forward space in the main cabin.

Under each settee is a water tank and a house battery, so all this weight goes here, not to the ends. The red and yellow wires tie the batteries together as one bank.  The orange wire is for the voltmeter.  These will be restrained in fairleads later.

The PVC freshwater manifold (second big space from bottom) connects the two tanks, one under each bunk.  Unfortunately the head sink will feed from only the port one.  There are independent shutoffs, port and starboard.  The valve to the back is the drain, so either tank can be selected to either drain or supply the galley sink.  The black thing is a particle strainer.  Under the galley sink goes a proper cartridge filter.

The hull drain has since been added, under the tanks' drain.  It is removable from inside-- the better to facilitate inspection and maintenance (and to streamline the underbody).

The brown dirt is pretty much bonded into the spilled epoxy and will have to be sanded off and painted in Bilgekote.




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21 September 2012

Custom cooler

This is my really cool customized camping cooler for Diana.


Here shown holding what it usually does-- iced tea-- is the interior of the cooler as I modified it.  The divider is Plexiglass left over from the cabin windows.  It slides down into place between Starboard fiddles mounted in 5200 (to seal the screw holes so water doesn't get into the foam core; it does not stick to Starboard).  The side corners are cut out to let water reach the drain fitting, a plastic one I installed in the forward end.  The drain deposits its dribble into a PVC receptacle in the floor of this compartment which in turn carries the dribble forward into the bilge.  The drain in the cooler is cut off flush with the bottom so the cooler will sit level (and thus structurally sound) on a flat surface like the dock.

Beyond the divider Starboard fiddles hold a grilled shelf for smaller items.  The bagged ice goes under the grill.  (This cooler is not big or strong enough to hold a full block.  Nevertheless, with a plug in the drain it will hold some residue of ice-- not merely cold water-- for 5 days.)  With this configuration, there is a place that remains free of ice cubes to hold taller things, like full gallons of water or iced tea, wine bottles, etc.  The smaller stuff goes above the ice in back.

The grill is a leftover section from the light baffle material I got when installing a work light in my mother's kitchen.  It is not very strong and was annoying to cut, as a jigsaw only shattered it and a bandsaw did only a little less damage.  I resorted to cutting it by hand with a very fine hacksaw blade.  Of course the sides are not parallel, due to the cooler's shape, and the back edge is slightly rounded.  And then there is the issue of ensuring that the square holes, when cut through, allow enough support along the fiddles.  As can be seen I got it aligned so that one long strake rides on each side fiddle.

The cooler is not a 'marine'-spec one but a standard Coleman '5-day' campers'-spec one.  The marine ones all have top hinges along the side.  As seen here Diana needs one hinged from the end-- or, as here, not at all.

The cooler sits under the ladder; its top is covered by the bottom step (which I personally never use, as I step on the quarter berth edge when entering or leaving the cockpit).  This step is hinged at the back.  I do not yet have it rigged but I want to have a Fastpin slid through the ladder side(s) to hold up the step.  Then one can lift the cooler lid without having to hold up the weight of the step.  The step does not protrude far enough beyond the upper one to allow anyone to accidentally step on it and break it or bend the Fastpin.  If it's pinned up, you will see there is no step below (or just the cooler lid) and step onto the quarter berth instead.

The pencil scribble on the not-yet-painted right side (left in photo) is marking where the recessed red LED footlight will go.  With the step and lid down, it illuminates the step.  With the step up, it illuminates the cooler.

The heavy fiddles screwed to the sides support the step, which is 1/2" plywood with a 3/4" step plate epoxied to the front edge.  It was varnished about 7 years ago with Captain's Varnish and is still holding up well.

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09 December 2011

Lost Star Yacht Club’s restoration-project quiz

An informative and entertaining self-examination


Anyone involved in restoring his own boat for any length of time will readily recognize the answer for each that best represents reality here!
(Note: as though you can’t guess, ALL of these are based on real-life experiences.)



The best-laid plans

Apparently, the previous owner of your boat was
  1. A dedicated yachtie who kept it in pristine order
  2. An older guy who let it go during the last few years he had it
  3. A complete idiot
Carefully-drawn plans or instructions for your intended projects
  1. Serve a valuable purpose in organizing, scheduling and budgeting the work
  2. Give a general idea which usually gets changed once you start the work
  3. Are likely to be left in the bathroom at home and thus disregarded in place of ‘just winging’ it when you’re already at the boat to work
Schedules and budgets are
  1. Valuable guides to keeping a sense of sanity and proportion
  2. Seldom absolute
  3. Completely pointless
The last time you had a completely new idea about what to improve on the boat was
  1. The last time you sailed it
  2. Right before you began an organized plan of restoration
  3. Five minutes ago
Parts catalogues will
  1. Be worth browsing to what’s available and what can be ordered
  2. Be important sources of ‘how-to’ information
  3. Get comprehensively marked-up with underlining, highlighting, circling, arrows and diagrams as well as notes and gift hints to family members who will really never see or heed them

Tools of the trade

The average yacht restorer’s tools and supplies are stored in
  1. A shiny metal rollaway tool chest with locking doors
  2. A handmade mahogany-and-plywood toolbox
  3. A mismatched collection of eleven (or is it twelve?) lidless containers and damp cardboard boxes, organized, if at all, in such a way that Rube Goldberg, Charles Manson and PeeWee Herman would consider it crazy
Your stepladder is
  1. A new orange fiberglass one from Home Depot
  2. An old aluminum one that has seen many years of dependable service
  3. A really crappy wooden one that was surreptitiously ‘borrowed’ from some other guy in the boatyard
The tool vital to starting the next job will mostly likely be found in the
  1. Tool box
  2. Last place the tool was used
  3. Bilge
Your electric extension cord is
  1. A brand-new blue one, 100 feet long, 12-gauge, with a heavy-duty plastic recoiling reel and a molded-in 4-outlet box with circuit breaker
  2. The two lengths of orange cord relied-upon for the hedge clippers at home
  3. Possibly more duct and electrical tape than actual electrical insultation
A flashlight’s most common function is to
  1. Illuminate poorly-accessible areas
  2. Attack would-be burglars or wasps’ nests
  3. Store dead batteries until you decide to throw them away
The usual condition of the average cordless drill/screwdriver’s batteries is
  1. Both at full charge as soon as possible
  2. The one in the unit dead, the other one charged and waiting in the charger
  3. The one in the unit dead, the other one, which died last night, nowhere to be found
Wood plugs are frequently sealed in the screw holes using
  1. Weldwood wood glue and an overnight drying process
  2. WEST epoxy and an acid brush
  3. The varnish, when you noticed the missing plug(s) right after you started to brush it on
Your boat-work shoes are
  1. High-quality leather moccasin-type deck shoes
  2. Sturdy, sensible work boots
  3. A pair of ripped, stained and punctured CVOs with the soles completely blown-out or held together with duct tape; and your wife wonders why on earth they are still in the house
Rubber gloves and dust masks are
  1. Essential, for safety and hygiene
  2. Frequently necessary for really ugly jobs
  3. Unheard-of

The procedures

You tend to have help in this project
  1. Most of the time
  2. About half the time
  3. Pretty much never, unless you count the times when somebody from the yard comes by with a beer and talks while watching you work
‘Cutting corners’ in quality is
  1. To be avoided
  2. Sometimes necessary
  3. Totally acceptable, so long as the task gets done
When you encounter a necessary task involving an area of expertise in which you have no experience, you will
  1. Seek help from an expert
  2. Read up on the procedure and treat it as a learning experience
  3. Get out the tools and epoxy and start doing it
During a restoration, the bilge usually contains
  1. Dirt and liquids, till they are cleaned or pumped out
  2. Hoses and wiring that would be unsightly if run elsewhere
  3. Wet pencils, locknuts and expensive electrical connectors you thought you mislaid and have had to buy again
When working on the boat, trash is
  1. Stuffed into a 5-gallon paint bucket which is emptied at the dumpster each evening
  2. Brushed into a corner of the cabin sole or cockpit
  3. Pitched out the companionway hatch at the spur of the moment; and may God have mercy on the poor people who may have stopped below to look over the boat
Some of the fiberglass lay-ups in your boat may contain
  1. Small air bubbles
  2. Dust or wood chips
  3. Sandwich lettuce, Dr Pepper and your blood
When installing fittings on spars, you will use
  1. One thread tap, carefully maintained with oil
  2. Maybe two or three taps
  3. So many taps that you must make the 20 minutes’ trip from the boatyard to the auto-parts place several times a weekend
When you are kneeling or balancing on hull timbers to install new cabin-sole panels, the electric drill that gets in your way will most likely end up with the point of the new spade bitt in
  1. The bilge
  2. Some finished woodwork
  3. Your leg
The usual procedure for electrolytically isolating stainless-steel fittings from aluminum spars involves
  1. Applying nonconductive thread-locker liquid to the threads
  2. Smearing both sides with white lithium grease
  3. Sticking a piece of white electrical tape under the part before screwing it down
When cutting plywood outside, the rain will begin
  1. The moment the pieces are cut
  2. In the middle of the job
  3. As soon as you have run the extension cord, clamped down the part, and switched on the jigsaw
The most valuable application of white Krylon is for
  1. Gas grilles, bicycles and outdoor furniture
  2. Models made of metal parts
  3. Anywhere you neglected with Durawhite, Bilgekote, or Awlgrip when it’s time to put the boat in the water
When cutting Plexiglas, the typical experience will involve
  1. A slow, clean cut with the jigsaw
  2. Easily peeling off the protective paper backing
  3. Having the blade get stuck in the middle of the cut when the material melts itself back together and then using hacksaws, grinders or lots of sanding to ultimately finish the part
When cutting G-10, you should use
  1. A brand-new, fine-toothed jigsaw blade
  2. An old blade that is almost ready to be thrown away anyway
  3. Someone else’s blade (and saw)
With the spars out of the boat, the usual procedure for reeving new halyards involves
  1. Carefully ‘sewing’ and whipping the braided messenger line to the new halyard
  2. Tying the messenger line to a paperclip ‘buried’ into the new halyard
  3. Hastily wrapping the messenger line to the new halyard with about half a roll’s worth of electrical tape
The 5200 is usually applied
  1. In assemblies that must hold out seawater and are not likely to be dismantled in the regular course of maintenance
  2. For anything and everything that goes together
  3. All over the cabin sole, your knees, the clipboard, most of the tools and half of the sub sandwich you had intended to finish
The usual disposition of an unfinished tube of 5200 is to
  1. Cap it so it stays airtight and store it in a cool dry place
  2. Stick a machine screw down the nozzle and wrap tape over the end
  3. Leave it where you last used it and expect to throw it away next week after the remaining half has cured in the tube
When painting decks or soles, the usual experience involves
  1. Careful planning so that you can work from a ‘wet edge’ in painting from one end to the other
  2. The occasional oversight requiring that you lean over wet paint to reach neglected dry spots
  3. A completely disorganized nightmare involving spills, runs, blots and numerous opportunities to wear your work home
When the tarp that covers the boat needs to be changed, the wind will pick up
  1. As soon as the new tarp is tied down
  2. As soon as you arrive at the boatyard to do it
  3. As soon as you get the old tarp stuffed into the dumpster and begin spreading the new one over the cabintop
Your primary motivation for doing painstaking work is one of
  1. Interest in the value of your investment
  2. Concern for the durability of the boat for the future
  3. Pride, to demonstrate your superior ideas and craftsmanship
After-work bathing typically entails
  1. A long refreshing shower
  2. A rush to finish and get on to other tasks
  3. Dishwashing liquid, Fast Orange and Scotch-Brite to remove all the paint, 5200, epoxy and resin from your raw skin


Beat the odds

The likelihood of damaging or dislocating a seacock is inversely proportionate to
  1. The cost of the seacock
  2. The importance of the supply line attached to the fitting
  3. The need to replace it
The likelihood of drilling a hole through a spar or bulkhead and breaking into a length of electrical or plumbing conduit is inversely proportionate to
  1. The cost of the conduit
  2. The importance of the hole you’re drilling
  3. The amount of time left before the Travel-Lift comes
The likelihood of tossing a screwdriver up into the boat and damaging something is directly proportionate to
  1. The cost of the screwdriver you toss
  2. The proximity of the object it hits
  3. The amount of work you put into what it hits
An example of an unexpected negative correlation may exist between
  1. The quality of the varnish job and the cost of the foam brushes
  2. The cost of a VHF radio and the time it takes to receive it from the supplier
  3. The time and effort you take to install the paper-towel holder and the importance of the paper-towel holder to the overall project

The costs

The way to really recognize a yacht owner who is performing his own work is by
  1. His smile of sublime satisfaction at the launching banquet
  2. His nearly-empty wallet at the end of the weekend
  3. The 5200 under his fingernails at church
One of the most humiliating things about taking so long to restore your boat is
  1. Your friends’ nagging impatience to go sailing
  2. Paying 12-month dry-storage contracts
  3. Discovering that the state-of-the-art CD stereo system and FireWire computer network you installed 4 years ago have become obsolete before you got to use them
One way to be sure you’ve spent too much money on parts is by
  1. The smiles on the faces of the staff at West Marine
  2. Your wife’s interrogation about the Visa bill
  3. The way the UPS guy, who is not a yachtie, is on a first-name basis with your dog and knows all about the product lines carried by Defender.com
The Bible verse that may best approximate the current status of your restoration project is
  1. Hebrews 11:7 (‘By faith Noah, divinely warned, built this ark to save his family’)
  2. Ezekiel 15:3 (‘Is wood from this tree fit to make anything useful?’)
  3. Luke 14:30 (‘This man began to build, and could not finish’)

Life lessons learned

One thing you’ve found out about yourself that you never expected is that
  1. You’ve learned many new things and gained a priceless experience
  2. You have physical strength and stamina you didn’t know you had
  3. Falling sweat actually splashes
By now you are convinced that marine-toilet plumbing should be
  1. Replaced every three years
  2. Replaced by every new owner
  3. Made of heliarc-welded and polished 3-inch schedule-40 type-316 stainless-steel pipe and never changed at all
One maintenance cycle you did not expect to need to know is that
  1. Bottom paint, no matter how old, should be reapplied within two weeks of launching
  2. Spars should be removed and inspected every three years
  3. The screw threads on jackstands should be oiled annually
When your restoration project is complete, you will know your boat
  1. Better than most yacht owners know their own boats
  2. Enough to trust it in nearly any conditions
  3. More intimately than you know your wife
Your restoration project has taken
  1. More or less the amount of time you expected it would
  2. A season longer than you expected
  3. Several years longer than you expected
The one most likely to perform future major maintenance and repair on your boat is
  1. A trusted yacht-service facility
  2. The next owner
  3. You

When the boat is finished